Buddha Patriot

A Classically Liberal Neoconservative Tibetan Buddhist from the Midwest

Sunday, May 06, 2007

My own Kung Fu death cult

Just in case any of you trolls out there get any funny ideas, you should know that I paid through the nose for three years in the early 1990s to the baddest Kung_fu cult you’ve never heard of: Chung_Moo_Quan. (Do not listen to those poseurs over at “Chung_Moo_Doe" or "Oom_Yung Doe!” They have diluted [Grand Champion of all Asia!] Master John C. “Iron” Kim’s teachings!)
So don’t mess with me, people, or I’ll be signing you all up for lengthy (cash-only) contracts to learn Ship-Pal-Gae mental form, charging you for video-taped workouts and sending you on daily errands to the local Super-Mom’s Bakery!


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