Oops:

A respected research institute wanted Chinese classical texts to adorn its
journal, something beautiful and elegant, to illustrate a special report on
China. Instead, it got a racy flyer extolling the lusty details of stripping
housewives in a brothel.

This is so not happening to me:

There are tales of drunken teenagers walking out of tattoo parlours with
characters reading, "This is one ugly foreigner" or "A fool and his money are
easily parted".

via the Marmot