A respected research institute wanted Chinese classical texts to adorn its
journal, something beautiful and elegant, to illustrate a special report on
China. Instead, it got a racy flyer extolling the lusty details of stripping
housewives in a brothel.
This is so not happening to me:
There are tales of drunken teenagers walking out of tattoo parlours with
characters reading, "This is one ugly foreigner" or "A fool and his money are
via the Marmot